this saturday

some assembly required.

first we choose the couch. then, at a quarter to eight, the chef chooses dinner.

the plan

October 2026

Saturday, San Francisco

8:00 AM
Wake up
yes, 8. rh opens at 10 and we’re first in line
10:00 AM
RH San Francisco
590 20th st, dogpatch · luxury furniture · open 10am–7pm
11:15 AM
Design Within Reach
1400 17th st, potrero hill · furniture · open 10am–6pm
12:15 PM
Room & Board
685 7th st · furniture · open 10am–6pm
1:30 PM
Scott + Cooner
543 8th st · furniture · open 11am–5pm
2:45 PM
SOMA Sofa
360 9th st · furniture · open 12pm–7pm
4:00 PM
IKEA
945 market st · furniture · open 11am–7pm
7:45 PM
Omakase
665 townsend st · chef’s counter · two seats

coming up

4 envelopes

Sat · Oct 3

yoon plans it. the rest of us just show up.

wherever yoon says

Sat · Oct 17

six o’clock, post street. two seats in row j, auditorium one. the lights go down and, apparently, you can see everything.

San Francisco

Mon · Nov 2–4

you wake up a year older. 7:25 out of oakland, on the ground by nine. home on the fourth at 5:50. what happens in between is classified.

Las Vegas

Thu · Dec 17

nine o’clock, van ness. two seats in row h. the world ends at midnight — or thereabouts.

San Francisco